We've put together a package of camp badges and a fan art poster to help you prepare for the first episode of "Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp." How many have you earned?
[Spoiler alert: you can download the stickers for yourself at the bottom!]
If you want to get a nice tan, try out some arts and crafts, get cast in the camp production of Godspell, avoid contracting leprosy, and experience "The Ultimate" (you know what we're talking about), make sure you have all of these things in your bunk for the premiere. Don't be an indoor kid, the one who forgot the necessary items at home: bug spray, sneakers, a gurnal to write his thoughts in…
If you want the wettest, hottest and most American summer, you need to be prepared for anything. Sometimes there's only one crayon left, and it's brown. Sometimes you lose your swimming buddy because the lifeguard on duty is breaking up with his burger-mouthed girlfriend.
And hey, sometimes there's a satellite hurtling toward the earth, threatening to kill everyone before summer ends.
Camp, like life, is about resilience: finding the right fridge to hump against all odds, motorcycle-jumping life's proverbial hay bales...
… and managing to find quality time for you and your dick cream.
Essentially, everyone in the world is just out here, sweating profusely and looking for their twenty-sided die. We're all in this together.
So print these out and stick them around, near or onto anyone who isn't a happy camper! Be someone's can of mixed vegetables this summer, and show them life is worth living.
Download a printable PDF of individual badges for your own party!